Allstar, but with re-written Oppo lyrics

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/10/2017 at 13:14 • Filed to: shitpost

Somebody once told me my Jalopy’s gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an L on her forehead

Well the miles start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the carb to keep the damn thing runnin’

Didn’t make since not drive something fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much see,

So that’s why I have tools in my backseat

You’ll never know if you don’t go

You’ll never go if your heads don’t flow

It’s a good place and they say it gets better

You’re waxing it now, wait till your first fender bender

But the internet men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the parts catalog picture

The tires it rides on are getting pretty thin

The roads are getting worn so you might as well drift

My tires are on fire, how about yours?

That’s the way I like it and I never get bored

DISCUSSION (16)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:17

This is one song I could not make work.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
08/10/2017 at 13:18

It turned out to be way harder than I though it was gonna be. It really only works as a shitpost.

Nibby > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:20

Your boy, BJR > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:21

I hope you have a bad dream.

promoted by the color red > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:22

“Good place”

Oppo

Pick one

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:23

90% of the songs I consider get scrapped, most songs are too difficult.

Chariotoflove > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:31

As a dad who cannot help but make up alternate lyrics for every song my kid likes, I approve this effort.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:34

Is that station wagon a Studebaker?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Your boy, BJR
08/10/2017 at 13:36

no u

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/10/2017 at 13:38

idk for sure, but it looks more like a Chevy

19JRC99 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/10/2017 at 13:46

Rambler

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/10/2017 at 13:52

Can’t be, Chevrolet started the double headlights in 1958, and stopped fins in 1961. And it’s not a Chevy from those 3 years

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > 19JRC99
08/10/2017 at 13:56

Ah yes! Imcdb confirms 1959 Rambler Rebel Cross Country.

The side panels looks like Tristan’s 1957 president to me

19JRC99 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/10/2017 at 13:58

It’s a shame they blew it up.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > 19JRC99
08/10/2017 at 14:01

My feeling every time they destroy a car in a movie or a clip

19JRC99 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/10/2017 at 14:18

There was an episode of My Name Is Earl where they blew up a blue 1968 Camaro. I was completely livid.